A series of Omegle conversations back when I trolled the site (omegle.com) and posted these on the World of Warcraft Paladin forums. This isn’t all of them. I may hunt down the thread and post the best ones later.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you sunk my battleship.
You: OH SHIT
You: I WIN THE GAME
Stranger: you sunk my battleship.
Stranger: 
You: LOL nub
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Do you fancy a bum?
You: Wut wut in da butt?
Stranger: Wanna do it in my butt? In my butt?
You: Let’s do it in the butt, OKAY
Stranger: I feel you watching me, over there
You: Come to me, if you dare
Stranger: Don’t sit and stare, it’s just not fair
You: hoshit, i got lyrics wrong. FUCK ME IN THE BUTT.
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i love you already
You: Why is that?
Stranger: cause i think ur a mushroom
You: Really?
You: I’ll make you trip out, promise.
Stranger: yeahh yummy
Stranger: 
You: I’m also quite delicious 
Stranger: yeahh u f or m
You: Pshhhh mushrooms don’t have genders, idiot!
Stranger: im not the fucking idiot
Stranger: you dick head
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im gay
You: WUT WUT IN DA BUTT
You have disconnected.